give me two turtle doves

 What's the best gift in the 12 days of Christmas? I'm going to just say it; It has to be the two European turtle doves given on day 2. I'm not even going to sugar coat it, but this to me seems like the very best option given everything else and excluding the 5 gold rings. 

        First off, the other options given are kind of bad. "eight maids a milking"? Milking what? What would I even do with EIGHT MAIDS MILKING something. I don't think there is much to expand on here. 

"6 geese a laying"? I get enough deer poop in my back yard already, I DO NOT want geese eggs too 🙏.

 I searched it up and for the "ten lords a leaping" YOUR supposed to give them gifts. Unless I was misinformed, I feel like that would be an obvious no.

 "12 drummers drumming" and " 11 pipers piping" don't even sound that bad of options, but I don't a personal band while Spotify exists (12 days of Spotify premium would be nice). 

        Eliminating the above gifts and a couple more, The list narrows down to just 2 gifts. "a partridge in a pear tree" and "two European doves". Before I explain why the European turtle doves are the best options here, I'm going to explain why the partridge under a pear tree is not. 

First off, I don't like pears. Second off, if you decide to get the partridge, it'll get very lonely. Did you know its illegal to own only one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely? Therefore, in my opinion at least, the two turtle doves are the best option.  



        



     

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