give me two turtle doves
What's the best gift in the 12 days of Christmas? I'm going to just say it; It has to be the two European turtle doves given on day 2. I'm not even going to sugar coat it, but this to me seems like the very best option given everything else and excluding the 5 gold rings. First off, the other options given are kind of bad. "eight maids a milking"? Milking what? What would I even do with EIGHT MAIDS MILKING something. I don't think there is much to expand on here. "6 geese a laying"? I get enough deer poop in my back yard already, I DO NOT want geese eggs too 🙏. I searched it up and for the "ten lords a leaping" YOUR supposed to give them gifts. Unless I was misinformed, I feel like that would be an obvious no. "12 drummers drumming" and " 11 pipers piping" don't even sound that bad of options, but I don't a personal band while Spotify exists (12 days of Spotify premium would be nice). ...